P.S. to Broadband

My ailing black box (see below) spent a day lying on a chaise longue taking regular aspirins and suddenly woke up feeling better. I am now deeply enamoured of it. It knows what it is doing and tells me all about its improving strength. The problem is that I don't know what I am doing. Every time I put a post on Facebook two photos of me appear, grinning like deranged twins. I have cookies in my browser and a bundle on my bitly. All very worrying - so I'm off to that chaise longue with a packet of aspirins.